i’m a bloke. will the g-string fit me?

Look, they don’t really leave much to the imagination. Your own briefs are defs the least, um, confronting option. Choose a dark coloured pair to avoid any marks.
 

I’m extremely pale. am i going to look ridiculous?

NO WAY. Well, you could if we coated you like crazy, but that’s not what we’re about here. We keep things natural. In fact, we don’t want you to look like you’ve had an obvious spray tan at all. Our bronze just takes the edge off.
 

I GOT A sweet rack. do you tan under my boobs. ANd can i wear a bra on my way home?

Of couuuuuurse we tan under the boobs. Sometimes it can be a bit of a mission to get under there, but not to worry, we’ll always get into those hard to reach places. NO BRA rule though. Wearing a bra after your tan might make it rub away.

CAN i freshen up before a tan?

Absolutely. We know that too-busy-to-breathe feeling all too well. We’ve got the shower you can pre book so if you’re time poor we got you covered.
 

 

help! i haven’t had a bikini wax. what will happen to my tan?

Hmmm. Well if you put 2 and 2 together, freshly tanned skin and sticky wax is a recipe for disaster. Time your wax a few days ahead to avoid chocolate body / white bikini line vibes. It’s probs not the look you’re going for.
 

do most people go butt nakeD? i don’t want to be a weirdo. but i don’t want tan lines either..

Totally. We think zero tan lines look great, but always go with whatever makes you feel most comfortable.

I don’t know what i did on the way. home but i’ve creased my tan. have i ruined it?

Nope :) We don’t expect you to live the statue life until shower time so it’s common for the colour to crease in places. Obviously do what you can to avoid it (think baggy clothes, not getting too stressed out and sweaty) but our tan is sturdier than you’d imagine. Creases should come right off once you’ve rinsed your bronze off.